Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

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turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017

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A mass country in the Middle East in Western Asia, the Balkans in Southeastern Europe, and the Caucasus in Eurasia. It occupies itself the half of itself to Eurasia. Languages: Turkish, Greek (sometimes), Arabic (sometimes) Capital: Ankara Population: 84.34 million (2020)

Turkey is the first country in the Middle East by a portion to the Balkans. It's northern to Israel and a little big, but less little small than Saudi Arabia

by CentralAnimator June 14, 2022

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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

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