Skip to main content

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
mugGet the Turkey’s neckmug.

Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.
The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.
by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Legendary Turkey

A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.
EX 1:

Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.

EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017
mugGet the Legendary Turkeymug.

Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Holstermug.

Prude as a Turkey

Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!
Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?
by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019
mugGet the Prude as a Turkeymug.

catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014
mugGet the catching the crazy turkeymug.

holocaust turkey

a type of turkey who hate jews

from the latin: Holocust. Turkus
by Georgedelavie April 13, 2020
mugGet the holocaust turkeymug.

Share this definition