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by CoinDude3.0 September 29, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.
“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”
by m a n i a c June 13, 2020
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Ethan

That nigga ethan is weird
by Weirdcheesenigga March 5, 2022
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Ethan Shin

A very annoyingly sweet girl that is sorry for everything for no reason. He is a chill person and a good friend that actually cares about you. He likes to put loads of makeup on his face to look pretty.

He is secretly a girl
Sorry sorry sorry sorry

Shut up Ethan Shin!
by Riplife&mychickennuggets October 25, 2019
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Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022
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Ethan Frisch

Likes big bulging balls in his butt while he watches gay midget porn and gets off to it.
Ethan Frisch is in an amateur porn film where he stars as the submissive petite boyfriend where he gets demolished by his black boyfriend Jaquavious.
by Sparklybuttplug03! October 6, 2022
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Ethan

Oh its ethan

Yeah he is a proper saddo
by Udeiebwks December 3, 2020
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