Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

oh-dark-thirty

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

Oh-dark-thirty.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.

Dark Honour Guards defend the Emperor

by Zemian March 19, 2018

dark humor

dark humor is basically humor that people will consider taboo, it could be either done the right way or some people would just use it as an excuse to say the most fucked up shit imaginable.

person: hey guess what! *insert the most out of pocket statement here*
another person: dude wtf
person: erm.. ever heard of dark humor?

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation May 27, 2024

dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.

it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!

by WhamBros November 30, 2023

Not Darkness

A youtuber that post only the best vlogs on YouTube. Rarely post gaming videos but it happens sometimes. He also makes fire music, but in the music genre he’s known as Lil Dark.

Aye dawg have you watched Not Darkness’s awesome new vlog?!?

by XxTrapGodxxx July 17, 2018

Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.

“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”

by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020