Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

ball space

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.

"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"

by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013

dyson ball

Dragging your balls across a girl's face while she attempts to suck on it.

I gave her a dyson ball, but she kept missing.

by Chingchong October 7, 2013

Rippy Ball

A game that one plays with a partner.
An elite sport, Rippy Ball incorporates elements of Tennis and baseball with velcro, which sees one player throw the tennis ball to the other, with the aim of the game to catch the ball in the velcro catching disc. It makes a ripping noise when the ball is removed from the disc.

Hence the term, "rippy" ball.

Rippy Ball Grip Ball

by lanalanalana December 28, 2011

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Ball-dance

The act of moving one's genitals across women parts, specifically the face.

After she took her clothes, she wanted me to ball-dance on her so I did.

by Skillz13 March 16, 2011

Ball Fakes

A lacrosse term, mainly for offense man. Its the act of camouflaging the ball into a flying man eating unicorn, so the defenseman will be confused. Once you are done having fun with the defenseman you turn the man eating unicorn into the ball and you rip. This skill will win championships guaranteed.

The team worked on Ball Fakes for practice.

by lax brother bear June 22, 2011