tit sisters

Two women or girls who are joined at the hip and who conspires against other people.

Kylie and her friend are tit sisters.

by Dalebeardrunkman April 21, 2018

Crunchy Tit

A game played with male or females where the male must suck the females tit until she milks

Let’s play Crunchy Tit

by Brandon Ramsey June 1, 2018

SO TiTS

“That’s So Tits” is an expression used to describe something that is awesome, kick ass, cool, or breathtaking. Originated by Torstein Horgmo in the shred flick “Horgasm” (4:32, 17:12), then made famous by Cartman in South Park's Tooth Fairy's Tats episode. It was then adopted as a code to live by from an impressionable crew of teenage Pacific Northwest up and comers.

"Man that pow run was so tits, lets do ti again before it gets tracked.”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”

by nosedradamous October 3, 2018

ripping tits

A humorous term used to exaggerate a point/story to make it seem more exciting or interesting.

1.) "When I had my Monte Carlo I was rippin' tits down that highway!"
(i.e. speeding; exaggerating how fast he drove)

2.) "I was ripping tits on guitar at the show last night."
(i.e. playing well; exaggerating how well he played)

by EyelessArchfiend August 6, 2009

shiny tits

another term for 'fake tits', 'fake titties', 'pornstar boobs', 'synthetic milk duds', 'money mammories', 'doctor's special', 'plastic bags', 'green tits', 'pamelas', and many more referring to titties made by a plastic surgeon.

"Damn bro your mom has some shiny ass tits."
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"

by mommy'sLittleBoy November 14, 2013

Muff Tits

Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.

CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

Thoren - What was it?

CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!

by CJ0 May 1, 2009

good tits

Good tits refer to tits that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.

"My girlfriend has good tits, I love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every Sunday morning".

by The DBA April 13, 2014