mop and a bucket

Wap, I hope you brout a mop and bucket for this wet ass Pussy!!

Damn that's some wet ass PUSSY, you bring a mop and a bucket.

by Horsedrippings December 05, 2020

Mercy buckets!

Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.

Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024

Brown Bucket

When you take a massive shit in a bucket.

Guy1: Man, I just had to pull a Brown Bucket..
Guy2: Ew man! That was my good bucket!

by SwagStarr March 31, 2014

Golden Bucket

A sexual act when someone uses a device to spread your butthole and your partner pees in your open anus.

"That girl was a kinky freak, she asked me for a golden bucket!"

by Itsmrcorona September 21, 2024

foam bucket

A butt that was created/shaped/enlarged with implants.

I know it may be fake, but that's still one fine foam bucket I'd like to tear up.

by Finalfantasy67 February 26, 2024

don't get mad get buckets

1. a way of life

2. something to shout at passerbys
3. response to a sore loser

1. "you know man, don't get mad, get buckets"

2. *sees basketball player on the street* "DON'T GET MAD GET BUCKETS"
3. Steven and John are playing a friendly game of foosball and upon losing the game John throws a fit. Steven: Don't get mad, get buckets

#buckets #cookies

by walker4three January 12, 2017

Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.

Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”

by FondleMii March 21, 2023