Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.

My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.

by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023

Greasy biscuit

A customer that demands a table outside when it's 98 degrees outside and it's about to rain and expects perfect service and then demands a table inside when it starts to rain

It's greasy biscuit activity

by Marshmallow_girl July 27, 2024

Biscuit Sandwich

The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.

Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023

by Battle cats ydidirje June 21, 2023

Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

working the biscuit

Thrusting ur hips side to side to the point when ur friends or colleagues notice....n commend you for properly working your biscuit

Yo that girl on the dance floor space sure is working the biscuit!

by Shan.n.bob October 9, 2016

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023