imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 27, 2023
N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life
Person 2: whats that all over your chest?
Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
Person 2: whats that all over your chest?
Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
by lolo123lolol123 November 17, 2013
A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night
by Larrie4ever September 12, 2021
The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
by byPagalinsaan October 22, 2019