“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020

A reddit discord server based of the now dead but used to be famous morning lobby of Among us, also known as Crewfu. People for some reason proudly proclaim to be from there but its now used as an insult to those who still play the cringe 2018 hit game. The group has a strong liking to piss and shampoo sandwiches.
Haw: I'm server owner of r/hafulobby
Carrot: I'm a peach
Jenn: Ew, don't you guys play Among Us and drink piss?
Carrot: I'm a peach
Jenn: Ew, don't you guys play Among Us and drink piss?
by jennisawesome January 4, 2022

the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
by coolmanguy543 September 21, 2022

jillian is the name of a girl who will always bully you no matter what. she is most likely balding and smells like she comes from a wealthy family. despite being popular AND bisexual, abseloutly nobody had ever wanted to date her. her mom is a raging karen, and she most likely comes from a stable family.
by shawtyshshshhs October 23, 2020

by Sekreto Para Bebo March 3, 2022
