poop inertia

The feeling right before you are about to take a rather large poop(s).

Mom: “Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “I’ll be out in a second!!”
Jimmy (quietly): man, I can feel the poop inertia building up right now! I- *ker-plunk*

by mattyvomg June 2, 2018

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poop sleuth

A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.

Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.

by Narcolovely June 2, 2018

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Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

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Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.

You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!

by 7ev March 6, 2023

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