Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Shifty pimpingmug. Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.
Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕
by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025
Get the pimp my pizzamug. A pimp is simply the opposite of a simp,
Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
by Chrofit August 6, 2022
Get the Pimpmug. 
A guy who desperately wants to be a pimp with his ho but simply cannot because he is equally addicted to the same drug as she is. For his efforts, instead of cash, him and his ho eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and split $50 worth of meth
"Dave and Alicia look like death on wheels. Sadly Dave has lost all authority and respect of his ho and is now a codependent pimp"
by Armchair supervisor April 30, 2024
Get the Codependent pimpmug. To hire someone someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.
Boy one: let's make more money. But how?
Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.
Boy one: you're a genius
Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.
Boy one: you're a genius
by Sexydimma May 21, 2017
Get the to pimp the S-1070mug.