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Rock star pants

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.

See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"

"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
by parttimepoet September 26, 2009
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Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.
Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
by OTPF October 20, 2012
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spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006
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Camel Yoga Pants

well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..
A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!
by lazyfood February 20, 2011
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Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.
My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".
by Mean Friend December 7, 2006
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pooped his pants

The act of defecating in one's own trousers
Greg Oden POOPED HIS PANTS!!!! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP!
by SuperMulan October 8, 2008
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Pile of pants

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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