pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

backfire-poop

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.

A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

poop tuck

when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in

Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck

by Peacedancer April 22, 2023

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea

I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule

by Meadow rose September 23, 2022

How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit

How to poop

by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022

Poop Demon

Someone who is extremely annoying and unfunny. On most occasions they think they are funny but the only reason people laugh at them is because they feel bad.

Joe: “Do you know Mack, I heard she’s a real Poop Demon”

Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”

by Jack Mackray January 20, 2022