Chameleon Joe

The impossible act of taking a piss without making a sound

Person 1: did you hear about my mate who managed to pull a chameleon joe?
Person 2: serious?

Person 1: yeah, he's on the Mossad's kill list now

by First Wave of Kyles July 18, 2019

Murdery Joe

When a happy, funny guy passes the drunk threshold, usually by one too many Jameson or other Whiskey drinks, and then suddenly starts to hate everyone around them and tells them he's going to 'f--k them up' or kill them.

"uh-oh Gina, I see Jimmy's eyes glazing over and he's calmly but cryptically telling Kyle he can just kill him. I guess Murdery Joe has officially arrived!"

by Snoop Legend December 18, 2021

joe sama

The anime version of joe mama

Person1: hey do you know joe
Person2: let me guess your gonna say joe mama
Person1: joe sama
Person2: that was not funny

by Hey I’m on urban dictionary December 6, 2020

Mr Joe

A Man who has sex with women who are married or have boyfriends.
He will usually trick & manipulate women into thinking he's the perfect candidate for them by making it seem like their current partner is trash or a wasteman. His methods are very slick & charming but really and truly he's just a scumbag/player/womaniser.

Jason: Tyrone has been beating bare girls who have a man. He's moving like a proper mr Joe.

William: dude... you're telling me. I think he must have a STD by now.

by Arron j smith February 10, 2022

joe and dianne

Joe sugg and Dianne Buswell are in a relationship that was formed on strictly come dancing. Joe was the runner up with dianne in the 2018 show. Since then their relationship has grown and they continue to make each other and many others very happy everyday. It’s so exciting seeing what the future hold for the adorable couple.

Joe and Dianne are a perfect example of an ideal relationship

by Milkmaid July 21, 2019

Mo joe

A person who thinks they all that and are trifling

She look like a mo joe

by Mojoe2 July 30, 2021

Joe Wright

also known as Joe Anarchy. Is a gothic Musician and Model.

hey is that Joe Wright, the musician?

by Alwaysgonnabe February 10, 2019