Nick

The kinkiest guy to ever live. Will kill himself to get an erection. Blood turns him on. So does a crippling lack of oxygen.

Person 1: hey, I broke 6 of my toes and orgasmed instantly.

Person 2: what the fuck you are actually a Nick

Person 1: I like the way death strokes my cock.

Person 2: I'd tell you to go die but you'd probably cum.

by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019

Nick Haro

He is a DICK HEAD and is scared of highlighter and of girls

He is such a nick haro

by MEME MAN REEEEEEEE December 5, 2019

Nick

One of the cool kids that’s actually nice to everybody, possibly a drug dealer.

Be more like Nick. Nick is good.

by Underaged_midget December 11, 2019

Nick

Generally a nice guy, but also has the biggest dick you will ever see.

Friend1: who's that?

Friend2: Oh, that's just big dick Nick!

by KappaHunter December 15, 2019

Nick

The Asshole who steals your headphones and Bagels.

Remember how nick stole my bagels and my head phones. yeah hes an asshole.

by thegirlinthechair December 16, 2019

Nick

Gay. He is a ugly faggot who probably eats his own shit. He roasts the cool kids thinking that makes him cool. He’s an idiot and a loser. He has no friends and jerks off to his teachers

Oh my gosh look at nick jerking off during the math test. He’s so weird

by blobfisher December 17, 2019

nick and lucy

they look at each other and make a brother and make a homemade sister porn. they are bored out of there mind and they are horny mffffff and gay for each other

nick: hey lucy
lucy: hey little bro
nick: wanna do nick and lucy? UwU

by pussylayer6942069420 December 19, 2019