Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

by Gooner Boy January 27, 2024

Nick

Normaly a tall young man

Sometimes a Ladies man
and Rarely dumb

Nick is very tall

by Wild Brine November 18, 2021

Nick

v. To use the facilities immediately after lunch, usually consistently.

I think I’m gonna pull off a Nick. I’ve been holding it in all morning.

by Mom’s Spaghetti January 18, 2018

nick

really sexy hot ass man who i want to kiss 24/7

god nick is so fucking hot i cum just looking at him

by abdullah2321 September 15, 2022

Nick

Eat ass fucking bitch he sucks my left ballsack he looks like a ballsack on a stick

Nick u suck

by Ho1000 November 12, 2019

Nick

A scrubby noob who thinks he's better at every one at everything. And likes Xbox more than PlayStation... What a scrub

Nick: I just got a new gun on Destiny

Ace: I don't care scrub

by NoTaRy February 05, 2016

nick

me, my name is nick.
it's a shortened NICKname for Nicholas.

nick: hi i'm nick nice to meet you
*person*: hello nick

by this is my username ig :V July 21, 2024