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mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
mugGet the mike jonesmug.

mike whitely

ur being a Mike Whitely
by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008
mugGet the mike whitelymug.

MIKE

Mike will give you a lot of cookies if your name is Debbie
She is talking to mike
by El chaparro December 8, 2021
mugGet the MIKEmug.

Mikeeli

Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will devote her time, money, . . .etc. to make sure her friends know that she's there for them. She can't spend more than a day in a big city before missing her small country home. Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing the color pink and makeup is out of the question. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams. People love her for her competitiveness and how it makes the situation that much more hilarious. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she doesn't care at all. Unless he's the one she wants.
Dang! That girl's a Mikeeli.
by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019
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Mike

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.
Mike is going to get rich
by Realnigga124 February 25, 2017
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mike Pull

When someone named Michael uses false facts and lies to try to prove his point. Therefore the false facts and lies equals the pull.
That was a mike pull.
by My dad left to get milk March 12, 2020
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Mikee

The dude who goes by thatzmikee on instagram. He posts funny videos and sexy photos and is a HOT MIXED ASIAN GUY.
OMG THATZ MIKEE !!!
by sorrydumbass June 17, 2019
mugGet the Mikeemug.

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