little bit player

A guy who pretends he gets a lot of ass to make up for having a tiny pecker

"dude, I hooked up with the hottest snatch today. Shes gonna remember me forever."
"yeah she'll remember your little bit player"

by Facebook womp womp May 23, 2012

Damned-little-shit

An expression commonly used by elderly people to refer to young delinquents that have crossed the line a bit too far.

You stay the hell away from my poor dog, you daaaaaamned-little-shit!!!

Officer, I caught this damned-little-shit red-handed!!

by SEM101 October 19, 2011

Little Dan Dan

A nickname if someone named Daniel

The baby is named Daniel,but since he is so cute, I caled him Little Dan Dan

by Damiel1234567 April 17, 2020

YEET of little faith

To "jump in with both feet" whilst full of doubt. Derived from the biblical phrase, "O, ye of little faith."

Starting this gig took a YEET of little faith, but I'm glad it's all gucci now.

by Yargengee March 18, 2020

Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."

by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020

Moist little muppet

A bloke who hates swearing.

“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”

by Armed Basterd May 30, 2020

Silly little drink

Any type of beverage bought in a convince store or gas station to be enjoyed in the car.

"What silly little drink did you get for the trip?"
"A can of redbull."

by dannyldan July 20, 2022