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la monk your mom

This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument
by kaboom? November 2, 2020
mugGet the la monk your mommug.

True Crime Streets of LA

The game you'd play when you didn't have a gta game.
True Crime Streets of LA
Teen #1: Aye you got gta?
Teen #2: Nah but i got True Crime, its like gta...
by bandarylaundry June 21, 2014
mugGet the True Crime Streets of LAmug.

montgomery de la cruz

A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks
Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"
by buzzlightyearsasscum May 23, 2021
mugGet the montgomery de la cruzmug.

La tuya por si acaso

Yours, just in case..

Usually a reply when someone bully you in a foreign language which you don’t understand, but pretty sure that its something bad. Often used in internet when someone makes a point that is insulting and nonsensical at the same time.
Miguel: hijo de puta (Your mom is a hoe)
Bob: La tuya por si acaso (Yours, just in case)
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Noob: Urban Dictionary is bad for kids
Grandpa: La tuya por si acaso
by BabaRay July 11, 2021
mugGet the La tuya por si acasomug.

La di da di da

SLOB ON ME KNOB PASS ME SUM SYRUP FUCK ME IN THE CAR
SLOB ON ME FUCKING KNOB YOU PRICK
SUCK MY DICK
FUCK ME IN MY CAR
La di da di da slob on my knob
by issawhore June 5, 2018
mugGet the La di da di damug.

don juan de la douche

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!
by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008
mugGet the don juan de la douchemug.

zack de la rocha

The singer in Rage Against the Machine who fucked everything up and ruined the band. Now were stuck with audioslave.(sucks)
by Anonymous Friends June 13, 2005
mugGet the zack de la rochamug.

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