la monk your mom

This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument
by kaboom? November 02, 2020
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montgomery de la cruz

A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks
Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"
by buzzlightyearsasscum May 23, 2021
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frame de la lame

A frame of a porn clip which is frozen on the screen because of the clip buffering, and which you would probably not be proud of yourself for nutting at.

Severity varies from "girl-still-clothed" to "dude's-bare-ass".
Me: Dude, I had a frame de la lame today.
Friend: How bad was it?
Me: It was the dude's orgasm face. I want to kill myself.
by supersonic_ht June 10, 2017
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Far Ballar La Vecchia

"Far Ballar La Vecchia" is a typical italian trash song originally played by italian artist Doctor Clapis. It is a clear invitation not to neglect the elderly relatives, reminding young people the value of the company of their grandparents and uncles, especially in the summer (do not forget them in homes but bring them to dance!). The song is connected with a particular dancing move which consists in shaking your hand back and forth like an egyptian, but faster.
"Portami all'ospizio, la città del vizio!"

"Cos'è questa musica mi spieghi" "è una musica che si balla così (he then shakes his hand back and forth)"

"A Far Ballar La Vecchia!!!!"
by TrashFan93 August 21, 2012
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La tuya por si acaso

Yours, just in case..

Usually a reply when someone bully you in a foreign language which you don’t understand, but pretty sure that its something bad. Often used in internet when someone makes a point that is insulting and nonsensical at the same time.
Miguel: hijo de puta (Your mom is a hoe)
Bob: La tuya por si acaso (Yours, just in case)
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Noob: Urban Dictionary is bad for kids
Grandpa: La tuya por si acaso
by BabaRay July 12, 2021
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La di da di da

SLOB ON ME KNOB PASS ME SUM SYRUP FUCK ME IN THE CAR
SLOB ON ME FUCKING KNOB YOU PRICK
SUCK MY DICK
FUCK ME IN MY CAR
La di da di da slob on my knob
by issawhore May 13, 2018
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don juan de la douche

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!
by Tsumaranai June 16, 2007
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