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July 1st

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!
its July 1st, send be a booty pic!
by MaxGoose June 30, 2021
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July 6

Anyone who’s name beginning with G has to kiss someone who’s name begins with R day
Cc: i kissed r
Cc: why?
Cc: it's July 6
by Publisher_x July 7, 2021
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July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.
Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*
by 1# July fan March 31, 2022
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July 28

tag the first snapchatters who became friends with you the day you made your acc on your story for appreciation

Hey its July 28 !! happy national first snapchat friends day !! @person @person2 @person3
by keshislefttoe June 13, 2023
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July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.
by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023
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Juli-as

A man who doesn’t wipe his @$$ after taking a $hit.
This man right here is a total Juli-as.”

“I know bro how can someone act like such a juli-as when he knows we have a wedding in an hour”
by Tiger_TheWoods January 18, 2023
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