Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

pink jew

a jew who has very pink skin

damn, this dude is a pink jew

by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Jewing

Normally used in video games, term for when the one loot gobling steals the loot from your kill.

Bro stop jewing my shit it was my kill

by Joe mama 6972 November 15, 2023

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.

Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.

by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jew saggin

When an old Jew has a saggy nutsack

Anna: yo Otto stop Jew saggin mother fucker

by Hardcorenutslap666911 April 20, 2018