The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

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Jake Aim

When you toggle like a shark once it spots it prey. Your hands become tools for death and your aim becomes god like

Holy shit! Did you just see my Jake Aim! I just lasered this kid.

by LootyLootcrate February 7, 2019

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Jake

An annoying kid who thinks he is better than everyone and tries to act amazing around his friends.

Ughhh, don’t be such a Jake.

by Ickybickyspiderricky May 2, 2018

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Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

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Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother

Jake may likes aiden juan!

by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020

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Jake

Jake if you ever meet a jake you are lucky they tend to be very kind a bit sensitive and always open for a good laugh I personally know a jake you are so lucky jake is a person who is funny and can understand when to talk and when not to jake all the jake’s I know are wonderful people

girl:omg I think he is a jake

girl2:I know he is so nice he is in my home room

by Sushi lover 10 May 12, 2018

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