January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.
A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing
by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

by ihaveapig January 23, 2024

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
by I <3 me December 22, 2021

Real niggas are born. These relatble mfs are smart, good lookin as fuck and usually have a mf dump truck. Though they can be hella annoyin, them niggas are loyal af.
by Tyron_paul73 January 2, 2022

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
