k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??

by favivi May 4, 2022

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

pathless wood

It's a forest that has no paths.

Life is a pathless wood

by Halal_ink November 14, 2019

wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items

That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous

by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 11, 2014

You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens

Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”

by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021

u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood

Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess

by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023