bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.
Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.
by vod/ October 27, 2010
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bum bumper

Hey look at that 50 year old bum bumper
by Hawt Nigga December 17, 2015
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bum dart

another name for a gay man who is particularly interested in Butt sex. Bordering obsessive compulsive preoccupation
Don't invite Simon he's always trying to be a bum dart with any new men I bring over.
by meat hole March 26, 2010
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Bum Slide

When one slides their bare bum cheeks across the bare bum cheeks of an unsuspecting person during a post game locker room shower.
"I just got Paul with a good bum slide. He didn't see it coming."
by just pooed a little November 30, 2012
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Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.
"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".
by Ringo66 November 21, 2012
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crack bum

A person of unpleasant appearance (and usually odor) who does not neccesarily use crack cocaine, or any drug for that matter. Not to be confused with the home less or street crazies. A shopping cart excludes the person from being a crack bum if it is not filled with copper or other recyclable materials. Crack bums are usually spotted in populated business areas where there are few police officers. They are known for panhandling and mooching off of anyone they are acquainted with.(not the same thing as hippies, they have dreadlocks or pachuli) Having a home or at least a legal address does not exclude a person from being a crack bum.
Who is that dued bumming cigarettes and beers at the BBQ? I saw him the other day in front of 7-eleven wearing purple sweat pants and fake gators. He had a suede fedora from 1976. What a friggin crack bum.
by izdaica December 27, 2008
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Bum Bachelor

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.
'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'
by Mitchnut March 10, 2012
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