Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

Horse Gleek

Accidentally finishing while edging

Oh shit I just horse gleeked and it's all over my bed rn

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

horse girl

*clears throat* A horse girl is a girl who Is overly obsessed with horses, she will wear horse shirt and usually have braids like she is three and a half, a horse girl will also have a weird obsession to ONLY gallop like a horse in gym class, in parking lots, and even stores. if you ever se a horse girl be sure you immediately evacuate the premises for your own good, nd if you ever meet me also evacuate the area (I like horses).

I am a horse girl I am just not as crazy a explained

by The bandit potato December 13, 2021

Horse cock

Fuck you Cody, you horse cocked freak.

Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 25, 2024

Squabble Horse

1. A person who creates randomly obscene insults on a whim.
2. A horse who enjoys starting and/or engaging in fights

Sierra is a squabble horse

by Kayla_bean12 January 3, 2011

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025