Golden Corral Breakfast 

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

Golden Corral Breakfast by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

golden team 

A team that thinks they are super capable but in reality they can't even wipe their own butthole

Golden Team is the best team to be on we get all the work done, recognize me senpai uwu

golden team by blacklightperson March 30, 2023

Golden Cat 

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.

Person A: I think I‘m something in between ‚Golden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.

Golden Cat by Felixead April 7, 2023

golden building

The act of stretching a man’s ballsack out to create a pool while he urinates lightly and you lap the pool of piss like a dehydrated dog.

Shawty pulled the golden building on me last night, Twas the best piss I’ve had in decades.

golden building by AnalKing21 April 12, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023