god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018

God's Plan

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.

Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."

by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

lax god

the supreme all-knowing lord of lax that is the prime example of what lacrosse perfection is

Did you see Logan's stats? He's such a Lax God bro.

by UrbanUrsala December 4, 2015

goose god

A person that has a fetish for a goose or multiple geese. Who is also very sad when they go South for the winter.

Person 1: She is such a goose god.

Person2: you're right, there's definitely something wrong with her.

by Idontknow8472 January 17, 2018

god slime

sperm... because its a viscous fluid that "creates" life

Dude, don't get your friggin' god slime on me!

by AwComeOnGiveMeAFragginBreak May 12, 2010

skull god

Heavy Metal icon, symbol of death and mayhem.

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?

by UCSteve July 17, 2019

The ledge god

A fat cunt

The ledge god is a fat cunt

by Fat.bastard August 26, 2019