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five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten
lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣
by jeen yuhs March 11, 2022
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five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
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High Five Partners

Chris and Jordan are High Five Partners
by A formless blob July 19, 2019
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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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Five

Five is hard as shit
by UnoReverse69 November 11, 2020
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
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