dead guy on a stick

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.

Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'

by Kevin the Mage March 14, 2008

dead beat dad

has a child - doesn't visit the child, doesn't pay any child support, yet makes a million unkept promises.

a dead beat dad is the guy who works security at a trashy strip club, leaves his too classy highly paid intelligent loving wife and young child for the fugly red head stripper who overdosed on the collagen, then doesn't bother to see his daughter and quits his job soon after to live off the stripper so he doesn't have to pay child support.

by sla2tru February 18, 2011

Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"

by Droobilicious August 21, 2013

Dead Terrorist Day

May 1st: The day Osama Bin Laden was killed by America.

A: hey its may 1st you know what that means.
B: dead terrorist day!! fuck osama

by ifyouseekay May 24, 2011

she's prettier dead

A band that was formed in 2006 playing post-hardcore & screamo music. They originated from Sydney Australia they really are a talented bunch of musicians and on stage are really entertaining.

She's Prettier Dead are rad

by fooozballs November 20, 2007

dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!

by Cookiel August 14, 2007

dead beat dad

A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.

My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.

by gangbang bate July 21, 2003