december eighth

Teah day. the day of the birth of the best lesbian ever. Teah. She came out of the vag on this day.

Hey, what day is December eighth ?
um, Teah day !!

by galaxy brain teah October 15, 2019

December 3

Smack your cousin day

You: hey guess what day it is!
Cousin: December 3?

You: “I like your cut g” *smacks*
Cousin: oww

by December 3 December 2, 2020

December 7

Masturbate in a group video call.

Girl 1: Guy 1, Why it's your phone shaking?
Guy 1: It's December 7.
Girl 1: Oh, sorry then.

by Fr0stblade__ December 7, 2020

30 december

the best people are born on this day and very very gay including taehyung. also now stream walls by louis tomilinson and be

person: you’re the best

person 2: it’s cause i was born on 30 december

by louisdyke January 26, 2021

December 5

National beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

December 23

National tell your ex you love them

I’m gonna tell anthony that I love him especially on my birthday “cough cough December 23”

by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019

December 13

The most beautiful people are born on this day! They are the most kindest and the most genuine person you’ll ever meet!

That person must be born on December 13 because they are so kind and genuine!

by soccersamantha0 November 27, 2019