The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
Get the Crazy Wankmug. by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS November 25, 2022
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by anonymous February 4, 2024
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by Tab Smart August 30, 2022
Get the Palm Beach Crazymug. 
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Crazy《¤》crAzy《¤》crazY《¤》mug. When either
a) You weren’t listening.
b) You couldn’t care less.
c) You want them to quit talking.
d) You weren’t listening, you couldn’t
care less, and you want them to quit
talking.
a) You weren’t listening.
b) You couldn’t care less.
c) You want them to quit talking.
d) You weren’t listening, you couldn’t
care less, and you want them to quit
talking.
Person 1: “Did you hear about the collision from the other day? Someone drove off the road and hit a family :( ”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s crazy”
Person 1: “It’s so tragic isn’t it?”
Person 2: “Yeah wow that’s crazy”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s crazy”
Person 1: “It’s so tragic isn’t it?”
Person 2: “Yeah wow that’s crazy”
by bigdoghayden69 March 29, 2023
Get the That’s crazymug.