cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

house colding

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out

We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here

by Kvothe_1712 March 9, 2022

cold fuel injectors

A non-existent car part that only people whom don’t know about car’s use.

Im going to get cold fuel injectors for my 2010 buick lacrosse

by Kell’s opposition November 25, 2023

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

Cold pancakes

The best snack

Brittney: cold pancakes are the best.

by Pancakes are better than wafls November 14, 2020

Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025