A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
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Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
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Person 2: “Yeah, he said that being gay wasn’t a sin in our religion right?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he said that being gay wasn’t a sin in our religion right?”
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Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
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A person who Treats people GREAT
A person who Takes Care of people's NEEDS
A person who Treats people GREAT
A person who Takes Care of people's NEEDS
He/Her are like a master Christian, the way they carry themselves with no Sin; I bet they are getting into Heaven. Hehe *michael jackson laff*
by Jamel Ashton Patten February 3, 2024
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