national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

National Break A Glass Day

You have to break a glass or a mug

Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day

by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020

Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.

I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.

by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

by Eljeffe11 July 23, 2019

Heart Break

Heart Break is what happens when the one you love so deeply that words cannot begin to explain, returns your affections with answers such as "I'm sorry >~<" or "I like you as a friend" or worst of all "I'm in love with someone else." After this occurs your heart essentially breaks crippling you with a feeling of emptiness and confusion along with thoughts of suicide. This is the strongest feeling in life and is the only one that can be deemed worthy of any tears.

"I spent weeks falling in love with her and I poured my heart, but when it came down to it she said "'I'm sorry >~<'" this left my heart broken."
"That's some serious heart break."

by OneSmartBoy February 6, 2019

are we breaking up?

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.

I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?

by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021