bitter lemon

a yellow peep

hey man, take a bite of this bitter lemon!

by dickmaster653 August 29, 2017

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.

Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.

by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

stanley bettencourt

An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.

Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.

by Barack Obama May 22, 2014

Butt Batter

Standard Issue Anal Lube

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."

by meesterrain May 11, 2015

The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head

person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head

by codymanfuck October 22, 2009