by Ur dada April 29, 2021
Get the Assholemug. He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 10, 2022
Get the CAptian Assholemug. Naoka from a silent voice.
This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip, kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kinda dude I was lookin' for
And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh (asshole)
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip, kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kinda dude I was lookin' for
And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh (asshole)
by Tigbitties69 May 8, 2020
Get the Assholemug. 
Get the asshole dischargemug. A person who is inconsiderate of others, acts rudely, and generally disrespectful of authority and social hierarchies.
John is such an asshole.
by Johnj522 May 23, 2018
Get the Assholemug. Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.
the proverbial "taint"
the proverbial "taint"
by The Stinky Duck January 24, 2019
Get the asshole-ishmug. An asshole is a place shit comes out of or an asshole is someone who makes you angry and disappointed
by Xxxtentacion.Jaseh123456779392 July 31, 2020
Get the Assholemug.