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My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue
Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
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Asshole

Someone that talks shit. The mouth of some assholes even start resembling an anus due to excessive shit talking. A recent example is president Donald's recurring pout/duck face.
by Besquetiossi November 17, 2019
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Asshole Freak

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
by Normal Guys November 20, 2019
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Asshole

Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.
Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.

Dale: Misery loves company.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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asshole

Every guy in NS1.
Hey, man! Don't be an asshole! Don't be like NS1!
by Professor Woland November 27, 2019
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Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.
“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “
by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019
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Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough
Kelly you're an asshole face bitch
by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019
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