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Asshole

You're an asshole as in male jerk.
by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025
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Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
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pack of Assholes

A pack of people that make your life miserable.
Mainly management in a big corporation. Not to leave those on the descending ladder. CNO, office management , head nurses and co workers.
Them pack of assholes been trying to get me to quit because they can’t fire me.

I know right, try working with these pack of Assholes.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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Asshole Domingo

A complete asshole that always breaks gear he works on.
Man, that Technician is a asshole domingo
by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020
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asshole

Andrew, Forby, Damian, Fyn, Ethan and to finish off Eddy. To start off with these people are horrible people and they are just flat out toxic.
Adam treats Andrew like an asshole every day.
by Eli00 September 2, 2018
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Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.
by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
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