angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.
Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!
by anonymous September 23, 2021
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angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.
I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!
by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018
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Angry Cheetah

When sexual inter course becomes tiresome the man with often gradually increase his speed until he begins to sweat and release. This is known as the Angry Cheetah
Yo man last night things weren’t working out so I gave her the Angry Cheetah
by Wankus Dankus August 31, 2019
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Angry LeBron

When your penis is so small and their nostrils are so large you can fully insert your penis in their nostril, blow a load in their sinus cavity and it comes out the other nostril
I gave my girlfriend an Angry LeBron last night
by Bumpy April 23, 2021
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Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.
by Railrdr October 29, 2020
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 5, 2021
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Reverse Angry Dragon

The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.
My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.
by Anne_Bonny July 19, 2019
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