Alabama Eight Ball

2 to 2.5 grams of Cocaine presented as a full 3.5 gram or an Eighth of an Ounce of Cocaine. Usually sells for $250-$300 and sold by 3rd tier or lower dealers in the worst possible circumstances.

Man, I went to a bar in Mobile and needed some blow. sSome dude sold me an Alabama Eight Ball right in front of police headquarters so I couldn’t check it out.

by SauceDaddy3000™ December 6, 2025

Alabama Aqueduct

Whenever a person with a penis is sitting on a toilet to shit, then while trying to pee, proceeds to shoot piss out between the toilet seat and toilet.

Bro, Chad's toilet is so big, I pulled an Alabama Aqueduct last night.

by Bdawg420210 December 13, 2025

Alabama Ass Chaw

Throwing a Zyn up the brown starfish for a pick me up.

I was dragging till Chad gave me an Alabama Ass chaw. Now it's time to Roll Tide!

by Saban's finest December 17, 2025

Alabama rebound

When you get dumped and then ask you family member for a hook up.

*somewhere in Alabama*

Brother: I just got dumped. Better find me a rebound quick!

*sister walks in*

Brother: I think I found my Alabama rebound!

by SugarNutzXXL June 26, 2021