Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.

You have a five head

by Dodo November 28, 2016

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015

Five

Cynthia's favorite person in the whole world.

She replaces every number she sees with five.

Omg is that "Five". I know... I love "Five"

My favorite number is FIVE

by 5eva October 17, 2018

Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.

“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”

by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018

Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay

Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something

by SNDSKY October 23, 2018

two over five

A fraction used by Asian mandems

Bro what are these two over fives doing here

by Gwader October 27, 2018