I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
Get the Noodle dickmug. "How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019
Get the Snicker Dickmug. woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened
other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick
other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick
by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023
Get the sleepy dickmug. 
Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
Get the No dick Decembermug. A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
Get the Dick Lickermug. by Rewl name 1 April 8, 2021
Get the Dick diggermug.