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L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
by panic oasis August 5, 2022
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Mog Dick

A man who's penis looks like the penis of a dogs. Most common in white men.

Mog=Man+Dog
I fucked Tyler last night when I was tripping, he had major mog dick.
by Diarrhea Mann August 17, 2021
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Dick

by Lilhavoc04YT April 2, 2021
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dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022
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vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage
"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"
by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016
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Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"
by Used2Bscrubs August 10, 2024
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Dick Glitter Bomb

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.
by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023
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