when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis
by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

Having sex with 2+ dicks.
by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022

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by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021
