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MY DICK

The Term or Phrase "MY DICK" is used to ploy others in a maundering way.
"AYE bruh these girls was talking bout you"

Who?

"MY Dick"
by NIGGAWORDS_3 March 25, 2019
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dick

"ayo fuck you"

"fuck you! your mom spun on my dick so hard last night you're gonna have a baby brother!"
by ♡♡BITCH♡♡ June 4, 2023
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Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.
Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.
by shreky daddy August 6, 2018
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Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.
Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.
by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017
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Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick
Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
by Purple haze May 23, 2016
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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025
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