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Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dam i just took a dick shit!
by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018
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Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.
"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"
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beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.
Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.
by Poweroffire July 5, 2022
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Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022
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banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....
Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....
by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019
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Cyber Dick

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.
aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!
by cyberkez March 1, 2011
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