Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

dick

A thing girls suck on and guys fuck with, it also rubs cum on the girl

jenny:oh, i sucked your brothers dick, it was juicy.

brianna: YOU DID WHAT WITH MY BROTHER???

by urmomsuckedmydick March 11, 2023

Butterfly dick

The man you find yourself daydreaming about whose dick was so amazing you will never forget it . It will leave such a lasting impression on you so every time you think about it, you have tiny soft butterfly like orgasms for life.

I sure miss that guy he was my butterfly dick.

by Tmamaj March 12, 2023

Demogorgon Dick

Refers to a person who engages in genital mutilation by sticking a firecracker in ones urethra. The firecracker is then lit and once it explodes it mutilates the flesh on the head of the penis causing it to look like a Demogorgon from stranger things.

Freind 1: Yo did you see that new vid on LiveLeak?

Freind 2: Yeah man, I cant believe he put a firecracker in his dick, he got a Demogorgon Dick now.

by Beaner_Squad March 13, 2023

Elephant dick

A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect

Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it

by Naked spread eagle March 13, 2023

Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.

Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.

by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023