person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022
Get the your dick is bigger than minemug. Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
Get the desperate for dickmug. When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
Get the Dick-Turdmug. by Boner Ben June 4, 2023
Get the Dick’s dinnermug. by Officer Ramsey January 9, 2018
Get the Donut Dickingmug. My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
Get the Dick Simonedmug. Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
by Piezog June 9, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.