vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.

"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."

by NerdKilla June 16, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

vacation dick

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016

American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

Bullet dick

A dick thats built like a bullet especially around the tip and that cums quick

P1: Mf kept on cumming mad quick wit his bullet dick self P2: Girllll

by Jdotmiami June 9, 2020

Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans

Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022